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the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
(via orgasm)
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absolutely no fucks were given that day
(via eleven24nineteen90seven)
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parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted
me: fine can i go out
parents: no
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(via tannedbl0nde)
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we take the naps we think we deserve
(via w-i-l-d-ocean)
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u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold
(via hotboyproblems)
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I am 700% done with hearing, ” your friends hot.” And always being the ugly friend. Just done.
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(via goodbyeing)
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(via glamourreign)
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i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
(via fake-mermaid)
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no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
(via me0w-mixxx)
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(via meezal)
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marijuana is illegal but states are legalizing assisted suicide
(via although)
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i have two sneezes
the fairy princess sneeze
and the death metal sneeze
